Since the
return of the Next Big Thing to the WWE the IWC ( internet wrestling community),
all the dirt sheets, youtube wrestling news show, twitter accounts and
obviously WWE have wet their pants because “Brock is bringing legitimacy” to
the wrestling universe. Quoting vilified Miz…. “Really? Really? Really?” Nobody
can’t deny Brock’s accolades have gained him respect inside and outside the
wrestling world. If you look at him, you have to be scared. However, I am not
going to write about all the good points Brock’s arrival has, you can google
his name and read the same stuff written in different order.
Brock
Lesnar’s triumphal return making an impact attacking the former top dog in WWE
(yes former, cause the part time entertainer called The Rock virtually Rocked
Bottom him and made him look second rate) got a huge reaction and approval from
everybody. Cena, the hated pretty boy was mauled again. Brock, the prodigal son
of pro wrestling returned to kick ass.
Brock a badass? But look at that dork face, he is lovely as Kissyfur!
So let’s
analyze this. Brock came back after winning the UFC belt and now he can destroy
superman? That is cool, but you are suppose to put over WWE, not the UFc. Dana
white must be smiling while watching Raw at home. Oh wait, he doesn’t even
watch the highlights on youtube.
Then Brock
talks about how badass he is, he likes to hurt people and blah blah blah. Why didn’t
he say that to Cain Velasquez? Or Alistair Overreem?
Cena has
not gotten the mic time he should. Maybe the fight should have been programmed
for the next PPV. Cena can call Rock’s wrist notes but cannot say that Brock
cannot create a promo without having Paul Heyman behind him (I am saying it in
not a homosexual connotation). Or call Lesnar that he is a whore? He is in the
virtual corner waiting for someone to throw a dollar (no offense to whores).
Ok maybe it
is too soon, but someone should tell him the truth. The one I see doing this if
the WWE “creative” allows him is CM Punk.
Overeem hugging and kissing Brock
Punk can
tell him that he is a failure. The only reason he was successful during his
first WWE run was because Vince have fantasies about big men. He never had the
respect for the business or dedication. He got to the top cause he was born a
beast (not in the intellectual way, at least now). Then he left, losing to Bill
Goldberg. He left to achieve his life dream…. Become a professional football
player… And God, he…. Blew it! He sucked so much that he must ask for Cody
Rhodes dashing paper bags to cover his face when someone just remembers that.
Then, he didn’t want to go back to the WWE
cause it was too fake. He couldn’t go to get a real job, so he decided to go
the UFC to beat some guys and receive some punches. It was his debut that make
everybody supporting him to prove wrong the UFC smarks who always say wrestling
is not real and wrestlers are a pussies. So wow, Brock felt he was a real
fighter, but obviously, UFC is watching men beat the hell of each other for the
sake of beating each other using a freaking belt as excuse. Brock was not good
at it or well he was not a Gracie or Shamrock, not even Cyborg Dos Santos.
So, Brock
came back to WWE and decided that he was the only real fighter and demanded to
be treated as it. He came back and said all the WWE locker room guys were
puppets. What? (if there was an appropriate moment). He pre recorded a video
and had to call his ventriloquist so he could sit on Heyman’s lap. So he
practically again destroys everybody and puts him over stepping over the guys
that work their asses to put the company on the map?
CM Punk
would say that maybe he is not as big as Brock, but he is smarter, cause seems
UFC punches in the head made him become a retard. But after the PPV, he won’t
be called Brock Lesnar, he should change his name to Broke Lesnar, and maybe,
just maybe, he will end up so bang up resting at his hotel room with his own
puppeteer (Heyman) changing his name to Brooke Lesnar.
This is how Brock should end after Cena or Punk
Love me,
hate me, I don’t care.
Broke don't be mad, maybe next year you may play at the NFL
