Wednesday, October 10, 2012

Steel Panther in Australia

Maybe you have heard of this band, maybe you won't ever hear about these guys again. Steel Panther is a world known Glam Metal band that was founded in 2000 in Los Angeles, California under the name Metal Shop ( Maybe a cross between The Pet Shop Boys and and Metal, I don't know). Then these unfamous long-haired grown masqueraded guys changed the band's name to Metal Skool ad finally they stuck with Steel Panther. The guys raised to fame in 2008 and have toured with Guns & Roses and been featured in Gene Simmons show family Jewels and the Drew Carey show.

Their lyrics are just parody-like (if that word exists). Songs named "Fat Girl", "Tigerwoods", "Tongue fart in the fart box", "17 girls in a row" show us that this band does not intend to be the greatest of all time and just want to have fun, get paid travel around the world and obviously, as all the rock stars, getting the hot chicks.

EDIT: The song Death to All but Metal show these guys are funny while trashing Eminen, Goo Goo Dolls, Papa Roach. I agree 50% with them, but I never thought a Glam Metal band would think they have the right to trash something in the universe.

They are currently touring Australia, and in their Melburne show they had the pleasant visits of girl of the adult biz. Australian's own Angela White, famous mega pornstar Phoenix Marie, as well as Taylor Vixen, Vanilla De Ville and Brett Rossi were in attendance and managed to meet the Steel Panther guys. I find these girls incredibly hot and since I may be too old to get into music (besides I do not have a good voice). I will tell my kid (when I have one) to play rock and tell him that no matter if he dresses like a 80s metal guy ( wearing Mary Kay make up, pretend to be a bad after being bullied during high school, wearing the conditioner of their sisters, pretend to be a junkie and cursing Kurt Cobain for -hopefully for the rest of the world- killing the Glam rock and the bad music that the 80s represent).

I, personally, never find the 80s entertaining, aside of The Cult of Personality, which showed that afro-americans could rock, but was then tarnished by all the Hip Hop, rap (please Kurt resurrect!!!), but if you are into this Glam Metal (and do not want to listen to Motley Crue or Chris Jericho's Fozzy) check this gusy and maybe you will get the fun.

So here I post some the pics they had with the aforementioned pornstars. If they are there, there might be something good in this band. (Could you hire me?, I serve the best coffee)

Steel Panter guy thought Angela White's breast were pillows
Whilst, Phoenix Marie enjoys her lollipop
Smack my bitch up! (my Prodigy reference)

 The girls seem to be trying to turn him into a MAN
Girls: Look at us bitch!
 Angela White posing and Phoenix still plays with her lollipop while making publicity for Brazzer
Death to all but Metal
If you can't watch it, blame Vevo

1 comment:

  1. Why do I have to live in a disgusting country and world like ours where all cops,government,womens so-called movement all think they are right and I'm "wrong" if I compliment her bosom,cleavage,rearend? Why can't the U.S. government and the police admit their guilt and just apologize for mistaking compliments for irritation.

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