Sunday, September 30, 2012

Identical twins don't have the same fingerprints


I found an interesting article about the fact that despite you may find identical twins, they never have the same fingerprints. I know nobody does have the same of someone else, but what does it make tha despite two human beings are born identically, they do not shared similar prints?

No, not these twins!!

You would expect identical twins to have the same fingerprints as they are monozygotic, which means that they develop when a single fertilized egg splits in two, leading to two embryos. As they both came from the combination of the same egg and sperm, these twins have virtually indistinguishable DNA.
So why aren’t their fingerprints identical from birth? Fingerprints are not entirely a genetic characteristic. They are a part of a ‘phenotype’ which means they are determined by the interaction of an individual’s genes and the intrauterine environment (differing hormonal levels, nutrition, blood pressure, position in the womb and the growth rate of the fingers at the end of the first trimester).
Minor differences in fingerprints arise from random local events during fetal development. The genes determine the general characteristics of the patterns of fingerprints. However, inside the uterus, finger tissue comes in contact with the amniotic fluid, other parts of the fetus and the uterus. Some experts point out, for example, that touching amniotic fluid during weeks 6-13 of pregnancy significantly changes the patterns of fetus’s fingerprints.
Overall, identical twins’  fingerprints tend to be similar, but there always will be subtle differences making even their fingerprints unique.

 What is so important for nature the fingerprints?

Did you know?
·         Before modern genetic testing became common, the similarity of twins’ fingerprints was used to determine whether they were identical or fraternal.
·         The odds of having identical twins is about 3 in 1,000, whereas the birthrate for all twins is about 32.2 in 1,000 and there is no known hereditary trait that influences a predisposition to having identical twins. Birth rates for identical twins are fairly consistent and are the virtually the same regardless of race, geography or maternal age.
·         Identical twins lose some fundamental similarities as they grow older. This will reflect in their looks, behavior and diseases they are prone to. The reason for these differences as they grow are changes in the epigenome, which refers to chemical modifications in genes that don’t directly affect a gene’s DNA but result in changes in gene expression. All people build up these mutations over time.  These epigenetic affects may be caused by exposure to chemicals, physical activity levels, aging, dietary habits and other environmental factors. That is why in middle and old age identical twins tend to look more like non-identical twins.


Sunday, September 16, 2012

Ghost Tits!

Imagine if everything you love is gone. That is the premise of dozens of Hollywood and B movies. However, imagine if everything you love is really compound of 2 thing. A BIG PAIR OF BOOBS! haha. That sounds like the plot of a porn parody, but it is a fake trailer done for comedy purposes where a guy is honored to have as a wife a big chested girl, played by Olivia Munn, but suddenly, by reasons not disclosed in the trailer, the tits are gone. The mistery is what happened to the tits!!!! The trailer is superb and has more sense than "Dude, Where is my car?" Actually, I really would like to know if there is gonna be a movie about it, because I am more interesting in this trailer than in the 95% of movies that are out these days (from which 50% are remakes).

What happened to the tits? Was it a spell? Does he live in an alternate reality? Are tits product of our minds?



It would make a really good movie if those porn companies that shot parodies nowadays do a parody of this parody. Imagine famous pornstars like Gianna Michaels, Sophie Dee, Sara Stone, Tessa Rich  trying to figure out what happened to their most valuable business assets? That would be gold!

Famous model Tessa Rich 
 World's biggest big boobs fake Annie Keenan

Sunday, September 2, 2012

Derrick Bateman, The USA GUY... a great heel?

During the weekend we have seen Derrick Bateman upload a couple of videos of his "new character" The USA GUY. Apparently he seems to point himself as the new symbol of WWE Americanism. He wants to be the good guy? Is the WWE audience just made up of people who was born in the USA and believes that invading other countries and playing judges of the planet is the standard for the rest of the planet? I think this videos as they are shown would make him a real HEEL.

NOTE: Sorry for some grammar, as english is not my first language. So if you want to point mistakes, point hem out)

So the fist video states that WWE is gonna be invaded (does that mean that we finally will see guys like Dean Ambrose, Chris Hero, Corey Graves, Paige in the WWE roster?) Does this mean that the guy wants to be the nex Hacksaw Jim Duggan? Well, leaving this aside, we get to watch scenes of militars and then hot dogs! So America is synonymous of soldiers and war? Sausage that is proven to be harmful for people's health? The launching of The Challenger that explode seconds after? More bombing? Attacking other countries? We get to see more soldiers, a car explodes ( I hope that means Hollywood movies and not citizen insecurity) A chinesse kid hugging an American kid (hopefully they don't do a karate skit and hopefully there is no Indian in a taxi cab), the landing on the moon (which was made in Hollywood basement) and the nuclear bomb!!! Hey Sakamoto, Yoshi Tatsu, why don't you feud with this guy and tell him that nuclear bombs should be banished!



I have nothing against the guy, I like him. But if you analize the videos, this could make him a great tweener. A face in USA, a heel outside. He may not be right or wrong at all, but it would be like a football team. No matter what he does you may love him or hate him. It is not what he does, but what he represents and that varies from person to person.

So, not happy with this first All American video, there is a second one with more of the same. 
I mean why don't guys like Primo, Epico and Rey Mysterio tell this guy that USA employees bullies econmically inmigrants paying low salaries and even prosecuting while the USA policies what really bullies the entire world. BE A STAR!!!
So where is Jenna Jameson? Porn is an important taxpayer business and is something many people would associate with the USA habits (exclude pretty ladies from Eastern Europe please) Where are the fake boobs? They show Hollywood and it becomes more a kind of character like the Straight Edge Society. He shows the glamour but forgets the effects of the Californication. Cocaine-nose girls, rockstars dying because of overdose?  Guys buying guns like candies by paying with their credit cards on the internet? There says this guy does nto think things. So does he mean USA citizens do not use their brains? Here is another point, USA citizens. because America is formed by North, Central and South. This could be taken as part of the storyline arch.

So ther come the words that seems to describe the USA: Capitalism (blah), chicks (every country has males and females, idiot!so you mean by chicks and the girl in the video these girls that expose themselves on the internet and act like idiots) Meat (poor cholesterol), Bombs (oh come on, would you be ok if Arabs have a wrestling show and the ARAB GUY shows WTC?), America (cool, you just shit from Mexico to the Falkland Islands..and Canada),Explosions ( that is a joke right?), dogs ( I love dogs, what abot cats?, Salutes (where is John Cena?), Eagles, Ike ( you mean like David Ike?)Dudes (oh come on, I almost erase all the post... are you 15 years old?) That makes the USA GUY look like a pre teen who watches porn on the internet, thinks wrestling is real and his favorite movie was American Pie). 



This character could be a tweener and I would be surprise if nobody else understands my point here. If Derrick Bateman goes the nice midcard USA guy, these videos are a waste of time, money, effort, server storage. He could be the most controversial character. Maybe mixng it with the Sean O'Haire character.

Worst things a girl can tell a boy friend


There are 2 worst things a girl can tell a guy who is not her booyfriend. Forget the: Asshole, idiot, shut up mf*cker, etc, etc, etc. It would be easier to find really bad stuff for boyfriends like: Everytime we had sex, I was thinking on my ex, You know you dick is too small, I have good news and bad new for you, the bad news I am pergnant, the good news is that you don't have to worry because it is not yours, you look better with the lights off, etc... but these are not the point. Friendship does not exist between women and men, or at least they are in a very supercifial way.

Remember, there is a thin line between love and hate.


She loves while he is wondering, I am not her clown


Those 2 F..N things are: "You are cute" and "You are like my brother".

You are cute (when you are just a friend):

How many people tell a guy that he is cute? Who really does? His mother, grandma? A teacher at first grade? That..s all. A guy should not be told those things. Why? Imagine you like a girl, but haven..t yet tell her what you feel or give her some hints and all you get is a "You are cute". I can recall girls saying a homeless small dog is cute, what about a newborn baby, he is cute, what about a teddy bear, he is cute, too!! So, Has anyone heard the story of girl having sex with their teddy bears? That is the point! If a girl says your are cute, it means she doesn..t see you in a sexual way. You are nice, maybe a bit goodlooking, but maybe a Winnie Pooh or Tigger human incarnation. Conclusion, have a moron from time to time, that will make girls wanting to f*ck u.


Cute? Check my panths and say it again! 


You are like my brother;

This is the worst thing in the world, unless she has incestuous tendecny. How many people have  had a girl friend ( I mean a girl who is a friend) who maybe was a friend of your ex or something like that, then you become friends and then your relationship ends. This girl friend  now has a boyfriend who is this guy that is well known for cheating on her girlfriends and acting like he is victim of circumstances. Then you become her damn wonderwall, you listen to all her complaints and see when she is sad, happy, angry, etc. She trusts you. You obviously haven..t realize yet that you like her, so you talk to her about other girls. Then, suddenly and without a logical explanation you figure out you like her. However, she is still dating "Mr asshole". Then they broke up and she is sad, hates all human being with a dick and you decide it is time to be something else more than a friend she give you the news she is dating with a guy, who is copycat of the former one. Then, déjà vu. Conversation comes and goes, and the topic is you together and she tells you and everybody you are like her brother. This means  you are like an eunuch. Your masculinity has been taken apart for her eyes. She almost thinks she can be naked in front of you, but hopefully for her that never happens.
For making things worst, she says you are the best guy she has ever met. Wow, as someone once told me, it is like going to a job interview and the interviewer tells you: You are the most qualified person I have met. Your experience exceeds our expectations. We would be honored to hire you, nevertheless, the job won..t be yours. Instead, we are going to hire a complete moron, who does not know what he is doing and will screw up day after day. But do not worry, we are going to call you to fix his shit once in a while. Have a nice day"

This guy may be thinking about an interracial porn scene,
 while the girl innocently shows her chest

What is the conclusion? Well, man are women are not made to be friends. Women maybe, but man never will see a girl as a friend (maybe yes, in case the girl a live representation of a muppet, but that may be the only case). Guys think at least 1….10..100 times about having sex with an attractive girl. So, no! friendship does not exist in this case.

Next week a detailed post about why does men and women will never be friends

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