Tuesday, October 16, 2012

Canada MNT ...

You may remember this post. Well I justed wanted to give my 2 cents about the Canadian MNT 
First, I don't know what happened in that game. Were they threatened to be killed? Ricketts missing two goals are not something a pro players would do, even drunk. I am sorry, I am against bashing anyone, but I have seen really bad beyong ugly players and none of the, has missed one of those.

I am sorry about a hard post, some canucks would not understand why a foreign guy who roots for their country so bad ( I was almost unproductive at work waiting and thinking about the game) can talk bad about your National Team. However, I have been doing it for years and I will live there soon and I know that If i have children, they will be canadian.  I will cut this post in 3 parts: 1)The players, 2) What suits best for Canada and 3)What to do next.

The players
I remember watching the Canada-Perú game in a friends's house. He always played PES and FIFA with Perú while I used the Maple Leaf team. That was going to be the first head to head for real. Perú neutralized Canada and there were just a few moments that were really worthy to note. However, I realised that Hart didn't know how to adapt the team. The players were average, but DeRo, JDG, De Jong, Hutch stood up. I followed the games and classified the guys into 2 groups: The ones that are really World Cup Qualifying players and the local players:

World Cup players:
Lars Hirschfeld is a great player; despite being relatively not young, he can go one more cycle, but he needs to go to MLS or at least move from the Norweigan league.
De Jong: Solid player, strong character, nice long distance shoots.
De Guzman: Very skilled player who can be kept for the next cycle to mentor the young guys
DeRosario: The best there is. Despite being old, her can go for more years; however, the team must not rely on him.
Josh Simpson: He is "the player". He can mark the difference up front.
Hutchinson: smart player, confident and a fighter
Ian Hume: The guy never gives up. I have seen him since the U20. Peruvian commentators were thrilled about him and thought he was gonna be a big time player.

Edwini Bonsu has less accuracy at scoring than Rickets, Haber is not that great either. It is simple, fo not get thrilled when someone scores, no matter they play in the Senegal 9th division. Compare them to guys like Costly, Altidore, Ruiz and if you think that in the same team the Canadian would be a starter, he is worth to be called up.

The local players:
This players are among the best the team can offer, but they are not what Canada needs or at least they have not being used properly.
Borjan: I am not totally sold on the guy, yet. He can make great saves, but do wrong in other plays. He is good, but still needs more practice to become the next Craig Forrest
Mckeena: He used to be good, but he is slow now and despite he has scored many goals, he is not a great header. 
Jackson: He is fast, but I was surprised how he is not able to get a pass and dominate the ball, he needs time and the ball can not be controlled in the first touch. He misses seconds trying to control it.
Occean: He scores goals, but he is not the forward that Canada needs. He is like Friend. He adjust to a team  that can manage the ball at send it to the box. Canada needs a Paolo Guerrero or Luis Suarez type of guy.

What suits best for Canada

The tactics were not the best. We can blame Hart for that. I never saw a team that managed the ball properly. However, we can not be that hard on him. He did his best, but his best was not good. Vilifed Holger Osieck showed the world that a rudimentary team could be able to become champion. Canada 2000 was organized and the players knew what they were supposed to do. The team was less skilled than the curent, but they were a team. Canada's Hart version was more like Maradona's Argentina. Players thrown together to do what they can. It didn't work for Argentina, it obviously didn't work for Canada. Systems like 4-5-1 or 4-4-2 are not what suits best for Canada. Holger's 3-5-2 was the key to success. It allowed the team to defend and when getting the few chances to attack Corazzin and Pesch were supported by Brennan and Clarke or Martin Nash. 

Canada should not get rid of De Guzman or De Ro, they are still key players. Who would be able to replace them? Dunfield has not upped his game, Pacheco is not ready to drive a team yet and bear a cross like both guys had to carry.  

What to do next
First things first, the new head coach has to be someone not very familiar with the program. Why? Miller, Yallop, Hart, Mitchell. All were familiar with the program but did almost nothing outside of it. Yallop had success in MLS, but come on, despite MLS players overshadow the MNT they are subpar world class players. Bringing back Holger would be bringing back Hitler, as many players "loved" the guy. Bring someone that has earned something or at least has managed a decent National Team. Don't have the money? I bet there are South American coaches that would love to get a canadian permanent resident visa. They have a different vision and more important, they would know how to beat Central american countries. Central American teams play like South americans, but less skilled. However, they are more difficult for USA, Canada and even some Euro teams. Insight from a South American coach would benefit the team on how to play against such teams and also would get a different psychology. 

I am from Peru and its team fails miserable every 4 years. Despite it is country where everybody breathes football, players are not good enough because they tend to become mediocres. They achieve just some fame or economical position and stop upping their game. Canadian situation is different. Canada is country where the players need support, so despite you are crying right now do not turn your backs. CSA won't be doing much to help youth teams, expecting that would be like the known example when you learn the First Conditional in english: "If I were millionaire, I would..." Each and everyone has to support the young kids, promote the game, advice the young players to understand the matches of the likes of Brazil, Spain. Challenging them.

Next year there is another Gold Cup. The process to 2018 starts there. A new head coach and the players of the future. 11 from 22 players must be under 20, the rest can be some survivors of this process. The team may fail and be placed last, but the young bucks are going to learn. We need a new Jason De Vos. We need a trong line of 3 in the back. We need to nationalize a 9, the government offers permanent visas, give one to a guy from England, Argentina, Brazil.

Fans are like friends, you know who are the real ones when you are falling. do not slaugther the players, they seem to be ashamed of what happened, let's just focus and what to do next. This is not a joke, but next year we will have plenty of Friendly games, so the new squad has to be tested ASAP.


and just for sarcasm, cause I prefer to laugh better to cry

Sunday, October 14, 2012

Canada vs Honduras The match that defines everything

Canada plays its most important game in the last 11 years. Tuesday marks the day that history is gonna be made. I have not organized this, but it is what I feel and think at this hour of the night... 

Despite I have not been born in Canada, somehow someway I don’t remember when and why, I have supported Canadian –Football- soccer since 1998. I didn’t went to weekend trip with my friends the day Canada won the Gold Cup, because Canada is the team I supported and I practically followed Carlo Corazzin’s career, Forrest’s andother guys of that Gold Cup. I badmouthed Owen Hargreaves and felt almost raped when Radzinski dismissed the team. IN other words, regardless the fact that the team is not the most blessed technically squad, I can not avoid supporting them. Now, with all that being said, let’s go to Tuesday, October 16th. 

Current Canadian squad is the best team in years, when talking about skills; however, there is something lacking: Organized team play. Holger Osieck took a bunch of Canadian players in 1999, some came from the Lenarduzzi era, others got on board for the first time, and he made it look like a real team. I remember, a tv commentator said Canada played rudimentary, but the team work is what really made them champions. Now, in 2012, I see that the team has not a clear vision of what to do when they have possession of the ball. However, this fail is covered by the fact that the guys have a great heart. Canada always plays better as the underdog; the team will never be a goal scoring machine or will make you feel like you are watching poetry in movement. Team Canada is though, fast and can create a wall greater than the Great Wall of China if all the guys are focused. 

I feel nervous and I imagine the players may have goosebumps when they think about the match. They know it is gonna be a war. The 11 canucks will not only fight for qualifying; they will defend their pride, and the future of the soccer landscape in the country will be changed when they get the result at the always difficult San Pedro Sula. This is the best and worst situation. The guys have made a better campaign then the last 3 cycles. They have not achieved anything yet, but they know they are on the edge of doing so. The fans are flooding the stadiums and show their support. Kids and teens need to have idols, homegrown heroes. These CMNT has the pressure of achieving greatness and what a better opportunity that doing so in the place where other Canadian squads have fallen. 

Expect even more Hondurans throwing a party outside the hotel, witchcraft like the Panamenians used; maybe even the food in the hotel has something to fade their stamina. It is not gonna be easy. Fans at the stadium will insult them, boo the national anthem, spit on them. The referee will be pressured to make calls favoring the home team. So guys, keep yourself cool. The guys should follow this simple rule: “Be prepared for the worst, expect the best, do your own think and fuck what others say”. 

The first 15 minutes are the most important. The home team is gonna try to score and get the ball inside the box. Just resist the first 15 minutes. Hondurans will lose patience, start complaining and most important the home fans are gonna get discouraged. The players will feel that and that is when the team strikes back. There are countless occasions when a Canadian team made a trip to Central America and got owned. This time is different, cause this team has seen the light at the end of the tunnel and they are almost getting out now. Ball possession is the most important thing. I have seen that there is a problem with Canada. They can’t make 3 good consecutive passes and if they try, they are not accurate and the enemy gets the ball easily. Canada should go at its own pace. Hondurans will try to do everything fast, so make them cooler, get them desperate. They will freak out and even start kicking some legs. The fact that DeRo is not on the squad may be a blessing in disguise. When he is on the pitch all balls go to him so he has to come up with something, now everybody may have more freedom and needs confidence to go b themselves. Another negative besides low ball possession is that balls cross into the box are not effective. Sometimes when they send the ball because he knows he has to, but there was no real possibility of someone heading the ball.

 Check this video of the game against Colombia
 0:40, 0:59 1:01 passing ball in just one touch
   
 It is always possible, just believe and try your best 

Let’s go Lars!
   

On a side note, I have seen the increased of fan support in Canadian soil. The games against Panama and Cuba surprised foreign commentators. The good results both times have something in common, besides they team scoring goals. The support of the 12th player was there. What to do when the likes of Mexico or Guatemala go to Canada? I have a silly idea! Maybe this is not the solution, but someone can come up with something better after this. Voyeurs is the official supporters group. I ignore if they have a members list or they have made people sign up just to have an inventory. I think that 20,000 people who go to a stadium to support their country would be willing to donate 30 bucks. What to do with that? Buy 4/5 of the total tickets and then resell them to Canadian fans. So when Mexico goes to Canada they will feel the fans are not behind them. It won’t be home anymore. I think it is legal, because someone is buying the tickets and reselling them to their friends or giving them away. Anyway, just to conclude, Team Canada has to get out of San Pedo Sula with pride and joy. They got the result. I think that Canada will upset Honduras 1-0. Who scores? Ian Hume. Period 

I am moving to Canada the next year. It is gonna be my home. I am 30 years. I want to support them team in a Qualifying match. You say Let’s go Canada, Quebecois would say Allez les Rouges and I say: Vamos Canada!

Wednesday, October 10, 2012

Steel Panther in Australia

Maybe you have heard of this band, maybe you won't ever hear about these guys again. Steel Panther is a world known Glam Metal band that was founded in 2000 in Los Angeles, California under the name Metal Shop ( Maybe a cross between The Pet Shop Boys and and Metal, I don't know). Then these unfamous long-haired grown masqueraded guys changed the band's name to Metal Skool ad finally they stuck with Steel Panther. The guys raised to fame in 2008 and have toured with Guns & Roses and been featured in Gene Simmons show family Jewels and the Drew Carey show.

Their lyrics are just parody-like (if that word exists). Songs named "Fat Girl", "Tigerwoods", "Tongue fart in the fart box", "17 girls in a row" show us that this band does not intend to be the greatest of all time and just want to have fun, get paid travel around the world and obviously, as all the rock stars, getting the hot chicks.

EDIT: The song Death to All but Metal show these guys are funny while trashing Eminen, Goo Goo Dolls, Papa Roach. I agree 50% with them, but I never thought a Glam Metal band would think they have the right to trash something in the universe.

They are currently touring Australia, and in their Melburne show they had the pleasant visits of girl of the adult biz. Australian's own Angela White, famous mega pornstar Phoenix Marie, as well as Taylor Vixen, Vanilla De Ville and Brett Rossi were in attendance and managed to meet the Steel Panther guys. I find these girls incredibly hot and since I may be too old to get into music (besides I do not have a good voice). I will tell my kid (when I have one) to play rock and tell him that no matter if he dresses like a 80s metal guy ( wearing Mary Kay make up, pretend to be a bad after being bullied during high school, wearing the conditioner of their sisters, pretend to be a junkie and cursing Kurt Cobain for -hopefully for the rest of the world- killing the Glam rock and the bad music that the 80s represent).

I, personally, never find the 80s entertaining, aside of The Cult of Personality, which showed that afro-americans could rock, but was then tarnished by all the Hip Hop, rap (please Kurt resurrect!!!), but if you are into this Glam Metal (and do not want to listen to Motley Crue or Chris Jericho's Fozzy) check this gusy and maybe you will get the fun.

So here I post some the pics they had with the aforementioned pornstars. If they are there, there might be something good in this band. (Could you hire me?, I serve the best coffee)

Steel Panter guy thought Angela White's breast were pillows
Whilst, Phoenix Marie enjoys her lollipop
Smack my bitch up! (my Prodigy reference)

 The girls seem to be trying to turn him into a MAN
Girls: Look at us bitch!
 Angela White posing and Phoenix still plays with her lollipop while making publicity for Brazzer
Death to all but Metal
If you can't watch it, blame Vevo

Sunday, October 7, 2012

Yasmin, amazing youtube singer (YasLibertad77)

YasLibertad77 is the youtube name of Spanish young singer who has captivated hundreds, if not thousands, of youtubers (her channel is YasLibertad77). I had the opportunity to chat with her some time ago, but unortunately, the internet connection was bad so it was interrupted. We never got to talk again beacuse of time difference.

YasLibertad or Libertad/yasmin, which she uses as her youtube-artistic moniker resides in Barcelona (so yes, she speaks catalan idiom, too  see a reference below). She has labeled Avril Lavigne and Amy Lee Hartzler (née Amy Lynn Lee) from Evanescence as her favorite singers and the ones that ahve influenced her musical preferences. However, if you visit her youtube channel you may hear (and sometimes watch) her perform songs from a wide variety of musical genres: She goes from Nightwish to Highway to Hell; she plays songs from latin singers like mexican Belinda and La Quinta Estación.

Libertad sings Evanescence's Lithium

However, despite being a talented young girl, being pretty and having a great body can be a blessing and a curse at the same time. It is a blessing because we (men) love to stare at beautiful girls, no matter what they do. This has made her channel get many visits and subscribers. I have to admit that myself got hooked at the first time with the Lithium video. Her looks and pretty face made me gave her a try. Fortunately, I was glad with what I heard and liked her different interpretations of songs in he channel, regardsless they had videos or not. Nevertheless, beauty if a curse for girls, as Libertad gets many comments on her videos regarding her looks. She even acknowledge that in the interview-interruptus we had. "Men come here and just say BOOBS"- he said. So being a female perfomer requires twice the effort, one to proove she has talent and two, to make guys forget about BOOBS. 

Now let's get to know a little more of her. She is 23 years and is a vegan. She decided to become one after searching for how the meat and derivatives of it were made. So if you don't know here is a very entertain and not so brutal version of it, The Meatrix). Yasmin enjoys going to the gym, doing spinning, tabata, bodypump, mostly cardio.

She sings since she was 6 years old. His dad recorded a CD of her singing 5 songs of Spanish artist Natalia. Then she discovered Avril and fell in love with her music. Then she started the program Magix samplitude to mix the recordings. She loves to sound natural and always is looking to improve.

She decided to upload her videos as youtube is a 2.0 tool that has allowed virtual unknowns and got them a fan base. Justin Bieber started there, so who knows, maybe, and hopefully, fame is awaing Yasmin sooner than she thinks. However, life is about trying, falling, regrouping and starting over. She auditioned for a Spanish music reality caled "La voz" (the voice), but wasn't selected. 

Highway to Hell sample
In my humble opinion, she has what it takes. She needs a viral marketing campaign and her career may launch. Voice and looks are the perfect combo. Yasmin does not need her great body to make her career, but she can use her sexy looks to propel it. As I said, in my opinion, she would make an impact doing a parody of a song or launching a project in indiegogo.com or kickstarter. (BTW, you can support this rescue home for animals

This blog is gonna be at your orders Yasmin. anything you want, just let me know. I support your career, and I am sorry, but yes, I think you look great. 

If you have true intentions of supporting her career check her official Facebook. Please creeps and pervs are banned inmmediatly
Now, let's see more of her.

Yasmin sings Inolvidable of Italian singer Laura Pausini (spanish version)
She sings this pretty amazingly

First pic can be a promotional pic. Second pic is her in a natural picture
 She knows how to look at the camera
 Candid picture for the fans 
Avril is responsible for her youtube claim to fame. 
Would they ever meet? Hmmm let me work on at least getting Avril ackowledge her

Sunday, September 30, 2012

Identical twins don't have the same fingerprints


I found an interesting article about the fact that despite you may find identical twins, they never have the same fingerprints. I know nobody does have the same of someone else, but what does it make tha despite two human beings are born identically, they do not shared similar prints?

No, not these twins!!

You would expect identical twins to have the same fingerprints as they are monozygotic, which means that they develop when a single fertilized egg splits in two, leading to two embryos. As they both came from the combination of the same egg and sperm, these twins have virtually indistinguishable DNA.
So why aren’t their fingerprints identical from birth? Fingerprints are not entirely a genetic characteristic. They are a part of a ‘phenotype’ which means they are determined by the interaction of an individual’s genes and the intrauterine environment (differing hormonal levels, nutrition, blood pressure, position in the womb and the growth rate of the fingers at the end of the first trimester).
Minor differences in fingerprints arise from random local events during fetal development. The genes determine the general characteristics of the patterns of fingerprints. However, inside the uterus, finger tissue comes in contact with the amniotic fluid, other parts of the fetus and the uterus. Some experts point out, for example, that touching amniotic fluid during weeks 6-13 of pregnancy significantly changes the patterns of fetus’s fingerprints.
Overall, identical twins’  fingerprints tend to be similar, but there always will be subtle differences making even their fingerprints unique.

 What is so important for nature the fingerprints?

Did you know?
·         Before modern genetic testing became common, the similarity of twins’ fingerprints was used to determine whether they were identical or fraternal.
·         The odds of having identical twins is about 3 in 1,000, whereas the birthrate for all twins is about 32.2 in 1,000 and there is no known hereditary trait that influences a predisposition to having identical twins. Birth rates for identical twins are fairly consistent and are the virtually the same regardless of race, geography or maternal age.
·         Identical twins lose some fundamental similarities as they grow older. This will reflect in their looks, behavior and diseases they are prone to. The reason for these differences as they grow are changes in the epigenome, which refers to chemical modifications in genes that don’t directly affect a gene’s DNA but result in changes in gene expression. All people build up these mutations over time.  These epigenetic affects may be caused by exposure to chemicals, physical activity levels, aging, dietary habits and other environmental factors. That is why in middle and old age identical twins tend to look more like non-identical twins.


Sunday, September 16, 2012

Ghost Tits!

Imagine if everything you love is gone. That is the premise of dozens of Hollywood and B movies. However, imagine if everything you love is really compound of 2 thing. A BIG PAIR OF BOOBS! haha. That sounds like the plot of a porn parody, but it is a fake trailer done for comedy purposes where a guy is honored to have as a wife a big chested girl, played by Olivia Munn, but suddenly, by reasons not disclosed in the trailer, the tits are gone. The mistery is what happened to the tits!!!! The trailer is superb and has more sense than "Dude, Where is my car?" Actually, I really would like to know if there is gonna be a movie about it, because I am more interesting in this trailer than in the 95% of movies that are out these days (from which 50% are remakes).

What happened to the tits? Was it a spell? Does he live in an alternate reality? Are tits product of our minds?



It would make a really good movie if those porn companies that shot parodies nowadays do a parody of this parody. Imagine famous pornstars like Gianna Michaels, Sophie Dee, Sara Stone, Tessa Rich  trying to figure out what happened to their most valuable business assets? That would be gold!

Famous model Tessa Rich 
 World's biggest big boobs fake Annie Keenan

Sunday, September 2, 2012

Derrick Bateman, The USA GUY... a great heel?

During the weekend we have seen Derrick Bateman upload a couple of videos of his "new character" The USA GUY. Apparently he seems to point himself as the new symbol of WWE Americanism. He wants to be the good guy? Is the WWE audience just made up of people who was born in the USA and believes that invading other countries and playing judges of the planet is the standard for the rest of the planet? I think this videos as they are shown would make him a real HEEL.

NOTE: Sorry for some grammar, as english is not my first language. So if you want to point mistakes, point hem out)

So the fist video states that WWE is gonna be invaded (does that mean that we finally will see guys like Dean Ambrose, Chris Hero, Corey Graves, Paige in the WWE roster?) Does this mean that the guy wants to be the nex Hacksaw Jim Duggan? Well, leaving this aside, we get to watch scenes of militars and then hot dogs! So America is synonymous of soldiers and war? Sausage that is proven to be harmful for people's health? The launching of The Challenger that explode seconds after? More bombing? Attacking other countries? We get to see more soldiers, a car explodes ( I hope that means Hollywood movies and not citizen insecurity) A chinesse kid hugging an American kid (hopefully they don't do a karate skit and hopefully there is no Indian in a taxi cab), the landing on the moon (which was made in Hollywood basement) and the nuclear bomb!!! Hey Sakamoto, Yoshi Tatsu, why don't you feud with this guy and tell him that nuclear bombs should be banished!



I have nothing against the guy, I like him. But if you analize the videos, this could make him a great tweener. A face in USA, a heel outside. He may not be right or wrong at all, but it would be like a football team. No matter what he does you may love him or hate him. It is not what he does, but what he represents and that varies from person to person.

So, not happy with this first All American video, there is a second one with more of the same. 
I mean why don't guys like Primo, Epico and Rey Mysterio tell this guy that USA employees bullies econmically inmigrants paying low salaries and even prosecuting while the USA policies what really bullies the entire world. BE A STAR!!!
So where is Jenna Jameson? Porn is an important taxpayer business and is something many people would associate with the USA habits (exclude pretty ladies from Eastern Europe please) Where are the fake boobs? They show Hollywood and it becomes more a kind of character like the Straight Edge Society. He shows the glamour but forgets the effects of the Californication. Cocaine-nose girls, rockstars dying because of overdose?  Guys buying guns like candies by paying with their credit cards on the internet? There says this guy does nto think things. So does he mean USA citizens do not use their brains? Here is another point, USA citizens. because America is formed by North, Central and South. This could be taken as part of the storyline arch.

So ther come the words that seems to describe the USA: Capitalism (blah), chicks (every country has males and females, idiot!so you mean by chicks and the girl in the video these girls that expose themselves on the internet and act like idiots) Meat (poor cholesterol), Bombs (oh come on, would you be ok if Arabs have a wrestling show and the ARAB GUY shows WTC?), America (cool, you just shit from Mexico to the Falkland Islands..and Canada),Explosions ( that is a joke right?), dogs ( I love dogs, what abot cats?, Salutes (where is John Cena?), Eagles, Ike ( you mean like David Ike?)Dudes (oh come on, I almost erase all the post... are you 15 years old?) That makes the USA GUY look like a pre teen who watches porn on the internet, thinks wrestling is real and his favorite movie was American Pie). 



This character could be a tweener and I would be surprise if nobody else understands my point here. If Derrick Bateman goes the nice midcard USA guy, these videos are a waste of time, money, effort, server storage. He could be the most controversial character. Maybe mixng it with the Sean O'Haire character.

Worst things a girl can tell a boy friend


There are 2 worst things a girl can tell a guy who is not her booyfriend. Forget the: Asshole, idiot, shut up mf*cker, etc, etc, etc. It would be easier to find really bad stuff for boyfriends like: Everytime we had sex, I was thinking on my ex, You know you dick is too small, I have good news and bad new for you, the bad news I am pergnant, the good news is that you don't have to worry because it is not yours, you look better with the lights off, etc... but these are not the point. Friendship does not exist between women and men, or at least they are in a very supercifial way.

Remember, there is a thin line between love and hate.


She loves while he is wondering, I am not her clown


Those 2 F..N things are: "You are cute" and "You are like my brother".

You are cute (when you are just a friend):

How many people tell a guy that he is cute? Who really does? His mother, grandma? A teacher at first grade? That..s all. A guy should not be told those things. Why? Imagine you like a girl, but haven..t yet tell her what you feel or give her some hints and all you get is a "You are cute". I can recall girls saying a homeless small dog is cute, what about a newborn baby, he is cute, what about a teddy bear, he is cute, too!! So, Has anyone heard the story of girl having sex with their teddy bears? That is the point! If a girl says your are cute, it means she doesn..t see you in a sexual way. You are nice, maybe a bit goodlooking, but maybe a Winnie Pooh or Tigger human incarnation. Conclusion, have a moron from time to time, that will make girls wanting to f*ck u.


Cute? Check my panths and say it again! 


You are like my brother;

This is the worst thing in the world, unless she has incestuous tendecny. How many people have  had a girl friend ( I mean a girl who is a friend) who maybe was a friend of your ex or something like that, then you become friends and then your relationship ends. This girl friend  now has a boyfriend who is this guy that is well known for cheating on her girlfriends and acting like he is victim of circumstances. Then you become her damn wonderwall, you listen to all her complaints and see when she is sad, happy, angry, etc. She trusts you. You obviously haven..t realize yet that you like her, so you talk to her about other girls. Then, suddenly and without a logical explanation you figure out you like her. However, she is still dating "Mr asshole". Then they broke up and she is sad, hates all human being with a dick and you decide it is time to be something else more than a friend she give you the news she is dating with a guy, who is copycat of the former one. Then, déjà vu. Conversation comes and goes, and the topic is you together and she tells you and everybody you are like her brother. This means  you are like an eunuch. Your masculinity has been taken apart for her eyes. She almost thinks she can be naked in front of you, but hopefully for her that never happens.
For making things worst, she says you are the best guy she has ever met. Wow, as someone once told me, it is like going to a job interview and the interviewer tells you: You are the most qualified person I have met. Your experience exceeds our expectations. We would be honored to hire you, nevertheless, the job won..t be yours. Instead, we are going to hire a complete moron, who does not know what he is doing and will screw up day after day. But do not worry, we are going to call you to fix his shit once in a while. Have a nice day"

This guy may be thinking about an interracial porn scene,
 while the girl innocently shows her chest

What is the conclusion? Well, man are women are not made to be friends. Women maybe, but man never will see a girl as a friend (maybe yes, in case the girl a live representation of a muppet, but that may be the only case). Guys think at least 1….10..100 times about having sex with an attractive girl. So, no! friendship does not exist in this case.

Next week a detailed post about why does men and women will never be friends

Gotta need tons of this T-shirts

Thursday, August 30, 2012

Why do women send naked pictures to strangers

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Love versus the need for companion

Love is a four letter word whcih may be explained in multiple ways, depending on the interlocutor. How do we know if we are in love? How do we know if it has ended? Where does need for companion start? When do we have to let people go? Who has not ever asked oneslf those questions.

When you are a teenager loves manifests with the desire of just staring the receptor of your feelings. Your heart jump each time you listen to that voice. There is no room for financial problems, religion, habits, mothers-in-law, nothing else matters. Then, as it almost always happens, you leave high school and realise that the world is bigger than what you thought. New things/people flash in front of your eyes and what you thought was the best in the world becomes just another one. It is always greener on the other side of the fence. So did love ended? Or it was just ilusion?


We grow up and we have to worry about paying bills. We cross with people with our same likes and share many things with them, but sometimes it does not work. Then you are in a relationship. Lovefull at the beginning, mistakes are not important and the world is void with the other person. Time goes on, you are used to a way of doing things, no matter if you agree or not, mistakes make you angry and pray for a change of attitude, you can not be with your friends because jelousy invades your partner. Co workers invite her out, she says no; girls in cleavage bounce their tits in front of him, but he can not stand up because he got an erection. Then the couple meets after work, following a routine, arguing for the same stupid situations that are not going to be solved. 

Fights are increasing and grass looks greener on the other side of the fence; however, both have shared so many thing with each other. They know each other, they visualized them together.  Break up happens, each take their own path. She inmediately dates another guy, but thinks about his ex; however, she keeps on screwing the new guy. Then the guy is a dick and she decides to go back, cause from all the people she knew she thinks he is the best. However, he was alone all the time and got used to the idea of living by his own, looking at her Fb with tagged pictures with the other guy. They have feelings in a way, but the things that made them argue are not going to go out.


Why do the couple reunite. Because they felt they wanted each other or because there was nobbody else around to be the knight in a horse/ the princess in the castle. How do people know they are going to marry the right person. Once a girl friend that was dumped by her bf told me that when you find a good person you can not let go that one, cause there are no plenty. I dispute that argument, cause if it was to be true there wouldn't be so many break ups. Every break up has its story, most are cause of cheating, but sometimes people is just different.

Do we live in a world where people join with a mate just because he/she was the person in that position in the "right" time or are people realise convinced that they love their "soul mates"?

Is love an illnes/virus that has a cycle and eventually ends, which leaves us with just good memories and the good feelings towards them? What do you think? what about your story?




Breast help regenerative medicine

This is taken from article "All Natural: Why Breasts Are the Key to the Future of Regenerative Medicine"

Nowadays this technique is used in some degree, but more investigations and test are in the process.
Some scientists believe that breast tissue may be regenerative. So, according to their research, women who have lost part of their breast as a result of mastectomy might find a solution for such a traumatic experience. In addition, as breasts are the most visual atttractive part of a woman and most of the ladies are never hapy with their own sizes, there is a hope for them, as this new development may help girls increase their cup sizes with no need to appeal to silicone.

The idea is to inject fat from the own's body patient. There are similar procedures being performed for rejuvenating facial skin. Also extracting platelets through centrifugation of blood and then injected into capilar tissue works in some cases for preventing alopecia and even helps restoring hair in a degree.
New technology help would be endless


This procedure does not need FDA approval, as all solutions and components used are natural fluids from the patience. There is no risk of rejection. 

Thie research can help direct efforts into more investigation, as breast augmentation or reconstraction are not the only benefits. After some tests, it is proven that this work, but if accurate, healing scars, damaged skin, fire victims may get more hope for overcomming traumatic experiences and the effects.

Danielle Houghton got implants. Now they can be natural!
For more detail check the entire article

Adopt a dog, never abandon one

A dog can be an important member of the family. Such important as any other person. They move their tails when you arrive home, listen to you and never complain, support you with their tongues in your face and somehow their tricks and sometimes destructions make you day.

Once I heard that people who own a pet have learned something more than the ones who never had that experience. You teach them how to beahve, they teach you to feel lovefull.

Some time ago I found pictures of some street dogs taken by a guy in Taiwan. The guy was a photographer. The dogs were abandoned. The laws in certain contries say that dogs in shelters have expiration dates. Unless they are adopted, they are killed by injections. The pictures of these dogs were they final. It is heartbreaking how these innocent cute furry faces look at the camera ignoring their mortal fate. 

Poor innocent puppie
Little one does not know what is comming

If more awareness of dogs abandonned is made, lesser quantity of dogs are going to be sacrificed. 

This may sound stupid, but understand the analogy. Some aliens take over our planet and we, humans, are their pets. We work in their circus, we are taught how to beahve to fit their standards. However some of us live in the streets, with no birth control, so we grown in numbers. Others are left on the street cause we are disposable. So what do authorities do? They kill us! This sounds like a science fiction movie in which we have a guy who emerges from anonymity and saves the race. Well, this dogs do not have a savior, neither they understand. However, each and everyone of us can make the life of the newcommers decent, and ours too in the process.



The eye of the dog can tell much of the story

I may not be the best writer in english, but I hope you understand the message We may not be able to feed the dog and adopt them, but maybe we know someone that can.

Here is the original article


The small situation are the ones  that make the difference


 First puppie being photgraph in order to help increase awareness

The sacrified dogs at the exposition of the artist


Some cute dogs

Tuesday, May 22, 2012

The Daniel Bryan song YES (Do the D-Bry)

I happen to search on youtube for the latest videos of Daniel Bryan (world wide known as The American Dragon Bryan Danielson) and found this video. I won´t lie, I clicked on it because the girl looks hot. For my surprise, and I mean it in a nice way, the video was entertaining and the girl still looked hot. She along with a couple of guys sing a song dedicated to the master of the #Yeslock while rapping and taunting the Yes!Yes!Yes!

This guys are known as the Ring Rope Rebellion and they have more funny videos.
Enjoy the song (did I say the girl looks hot!)

Sunday, May 6, 2012

Singers Impersonators must see!! Cobain, Sting, Whinehouse, Vedder, Mercury & Shakira

Reality TV has became the trend around the world and TV networks know it. Fame and reputation is no longer an exclusive chracteristic of the rich and millionares in Hollywood. Reality era has brought to us some interesting stories that show us that everybody can achieve their dream. The line between success and frustration has been erased and now everybody can make the jump and try to be what they want. Justin Beiber was discovered in youtube and many other talented directors have signed contracts. Bloggers get the opportuniy to share their thoughts and the masses can get informed beyond what media wants you to know.

Reality TV has exploited the formula that seduces ordinary people to show their talent to the world. This process has make us witness some failure stories and stupid society models like Jersey Shore, The Real World, Flavor Flav, the Rehab Celebrities show, but there other amazing stories that have to be shared and are really worth it. The X factor, American Idol and currently these shows that allow people imitate their favorite singers.

After sailing through youtube and check hundreds of videos I have found what I consider are the best impersonators and want to share them with you. I would really appreciate to let me know who is your favorite, because a) You support this great form of reality tv  b) You encourage this guys and more in their home to fnd this a role model entertainment instead of the "sac-poubelle" reality tv showed by MTV, VH1 and more non sense- stupidity-generators.

Show: Yo soy ( I am...)
Artist: Kurt Cobain
Contestant: Ramiro Saavedra
Country: Peru
Best Kurt's impersonation despite pronunciation english mistakes.
Does somebody have Dave Grohl's number?


Show: Mi nombre es (My name is...)
Artist: Sting
Contestant: John Bidwell
Country: Chile
He is currently in competition


Show: Mi nombre es (My name is...)
Artist: Shakira
Contestant: Rodolfo Burgos
Country: Chile

Jury thought he was going to be bad; however,  he shut their mouths up

Show: Australia's got talent
Artist: Freddy Mercury
Contestant: Thomas Crane
Country: Australia
Incredible job for such a difficult voice


Show: Yo soy ( I am...)
Artist: Amy Winehouse
Contestant: Ani Rodriguez
Country: Peru
Never been a fan of Amy, but the girl does an amazing job here

Show: Mi nombre es (My name is...)
Artist: Eddie Vedder
Contestant: Javier Diaz
Country: Chile

Chris Cornell was amazed by the voice of this guy HERE 
You know if Eddie leaves some day, call the Chilean guy



If someone has more videos of any other contestants around the world, let me know
Vote for yoru favorite in this post

Tuesday, May 1, 2012

The Meatrix the truth about meat we eat

Some time ago I found out about this animated short films base on The Matrix to explain how really the meatpacking industry works and how cruel they act against farm animals in order to get higher profits. This is The Meatrix trilogy where a pig named Leo is contacted by a cow named Moopheus to show him the real world behind what he (everybody) thinks the meat business is.

The videos are in english and have subtitles in Spanish, so let's spread the word. We can help people realize.

Part 1: InsideThe Meatrix
Part 2: The Meatrix Revolting
Part 2 1/2: Liberate from The Meatrix


Now an interesting (but long) documentary about te Truth about the the correlation between meat and the climate change

Sunday, April 29, 2012

40 Quotes I found today about love, life and more


Hi guys, today I feel like I want to share these nice and true facts that I have found while on the internet.
I realize that everybody knows everything, but unfortunately nobody can put evrything they say into practice. We are all good when giving advice, but we suck at following all the guides we preach

Anyway, I am sure that you will feel that at least one of the these quotes apply to you right now. Which one? Let me know.

EDIT: If you love dogs, please support this project that has been started to raise funds for an animal rescue home

1. Moving on doesn't always mean you're giving up, it can mean that you're making a choice to be happy rather than be hurt.
2. Don't take people for granted. No matter how much they love you, people get tired eventually.
3. You were never a waste of time. You were just the harsh realization that I could do better.
4. Commitment doesn't scare me, the thought of committing to the wrong person does.
5. Everyone comes into your life for a reason; some good, some bad. They shape, form and break us. But in the end they make us who we are.
6. She comes off as strong, but maybe she fell asleep crying. She acts like nothing is wrong, but maybe she's just really good at lying.
7. I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, you're probably one of them.
8. Never hate people who are jealous of you, but respect their jealousy. They're the ones who think that you're better than them.
9.People say hate is a strong word, but so is love and people throw that around like it's nothing.
10. The best revenge is to show them that your life is getting better after they're gone.




11. There's no need to rush. If something is meant to be, it will happen. In the right time, with the right person, for the best reason.
12. Single and in a relationship are just titles. Your heart determines your true relationship status.
13. What I learned about life: it goes on. What I learned about love: it doesnt last. What I learned about people: they change fast
14. I don’t care about your past. All I care is to know whether there’s a place for me in your future.
15. Some people act like jerks so they won't get hurt. Some people are jerks because they got hurt.
16. It's awesome how you can fall in love with a person you didn't even notice the first time you met.
17. Be the girl you want your daughter to be. Be the girl you want your son to date. Be classy, anything but trashy.
18. Being single doesnt mean you are weak, it means your strong enough to wait for what you deserve.
19. Its easier to fake a smile than explaining why youíre sad
20. Everyday, I fight back the urge to text or talk to you, telling myself that if you wanted, you WOULD.


21. A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets and no lies.
22. Emotionally: I'm in pain Mentally: I'm depressed Spiritually: I'm stressed Physically: I smile.
23. Go for someone who is not only proud to have you, but will also take every risk and chance just to be with you.
24. I hate the feeling when you have to say goodbye to someone you want to spend every minute with.
25. Just because she isn't your definition of beautiful.. Doesn't mean she is ugly.
26. Tell a girl she's beautiful a million times, and she'll never believe you. Call her ugly once, and she'll never forget it
27. Missing someone who doesn't miss you back in return is probably one of the worst feelings anyone can feel.
28. Every time I start to ignore and act as if I don't care, there you go again showing up and messing up my mind.
29. I think I'm afraid to be happy because whenever you do get too happy, something bad always happens.
30. Be kind and friendly to every person you meet, They're fighting a battle you know nothing about.

 

31. Disney should make a hairless Princess so that the little girls with Cancer can feel BEAUTIFUL
32. Stop focusing so much on needing someone, and work on being the one someone needs.
33. It’s sad when people you know become people you knew & how you used to be able to talk to them, and now you can barely look at them. :/
34. What's sad is once you stop chasing after someone, that's when they start noticing you.
35. The only difference between your friends and your enemies is you know who your enemies are.
36. The most important thing about talking to a woman is hearing what she doesn't say.
37. Love at first sight is possible...just be sure you aren’t too drunk
38. If you don't treat her right, don't be afraid when someone else does and wins her heart.
39. Sometimes you keep someone who hurts you, just because the happiness they bring is more than the pain they cause.
 40. I hate that moment where everyone around me is in a relationship and I’m just sitting there like ‘I love food.’



 If any of these made you had a reaction in your heart or mind, shre this post