Derrick Bateman, The USA GUY... a great heel?

During the weekend we have seen Derrick Bateman upload a couple of videos of his "new character" The USA GUY. Apparently he seems to point himself as the new symbol of WWE Americanism. He wants to be the good guy? Is the WWE audience just made up of people who was born in the USA and believes that invading other countries and playing judges of the planet is the standard for the rest of the planet? I think this videos as they are shown would make him a real HEEL.

NOTE: Sorry for some grammar, as english is not my first language. So if you want to point mistakes, point hem out)

So the fist video states that WWE is gonna be invaded (does that mean that we finally will see guys like Dean Ambrose, Chris Hero, Corey Graves, Paige in the WWE roster?) Does this mean that the guy wants to be the nex Hacksaw Jim Duggan? Well, leaving this aside, we get to watch scenes of militars and then hot dogs! So America is synonymous of soldiers and war? Sausage that is proven to be harmful for people's health? The launching of The Challenger that explode seconds after? More bombing? Attacking other countries? We get to see more soldiers, a car explodes ( I hope that means Hollywood movies and not citizen insecurity) A chinesse kid hugging an American kid (hopefully they don't do a karate skit and hopefully there is no Indian in a taxi cab), the landing on the moon (which was made in Hollywood basement) and the nuclear bomb!!! Hey Sakamoto, Yoshi Tatsu, why don't you feud with this guy and tell him that nuclear bombs should be banished!

I have nothing against the guy, I like him. But if you analize the videos, this could make him a great tweener. A face in USA, a heel outside. He may not be right or wrong at all, but it would be like a football team. No matter what he does you may love him or hate him. It is not what he does, but what he represents and that varies from person to person.

So, not happy with this first All American video, there is a second one with more of the same. 

I mean why don't guys like Primo, Epico and Rey Mysterio tell this guy that USA employees bullies econmically inmigrants paying low salaries and even prosecuting while the USA policies what really bullies the entire world. BE A STAR!!!

So where is Jenna Jameson? Porn is an important taxpayer business and is something many people would associate with the USA habits (exclude pretty ladies from Eastern Europe please) Where are the fake boobs? They show Hollywood and it becomes more a kind of character like the Straight Edge Society. He shows the glamour but forgets the effects of the Californication. Cocaine-nose girls, rockstars dying because of overdose?  Guys buying guns like candies by paying with their credit cards on the internet? There says this guy does nto think things. So does he mean USA citizens do not use their brains? Here is another point, USA citizens. because America is formed by North, Central and South. This could be taken as part of the storyline arch.

So ther come the words that seems to describe the USA: Capitalism (blah), chicks (every country has males and females, idiot!so you mean by chicks and the girl in the video these girls that expose themselves on the internet and act like idiots) Meat (poor cholesterol), Bombs (oh come on, would you be ok if Arabs have a wrestling show and the ARAB GUY shows WTC?), America (cool, you just shit from Mexico to the Falkland Islands..and Canada),Explosions ( that is a joke right?), dogs ( I love dogs, what abot cats?, Salutes (where is John Cena?), Eagles, Ike ( you mean like David Ike?)Dudes (oh come on, I almost erase all the post... are you 15 years old?) That makes the USA GUY look like a pre teen who watches porn on the internet, thinks wrestling is real and his favorite movie was American Pie). 

This character could be a tweener and I would be surprise if nobody else understands my point here. If Derrick Bateman goes the nice midcard USA guy, these videos are a waste of time, money, effort, server storage. He could be the most controversial character. Maybe mixng it with the Sean O'Haire character.