There are 2 worst things a girl can tell a guy who is not her booyfriend.
Forget the: Asshole, idiot, shut up mf*cker, etc, etc, etc. It would be easier to find really bad stuff for boyfriends like: Everytime we had sex, I was thinking on my ex, You know you dick is too small, I have good news and bad new for you, the bad news I am pergnant, the good news is that you don't have to worry because it is not yours, you look better with the lights off, etc... but these are not the point. Friendship does not exist between women and men, or at least they are in a very supercifial way.
Remember, there is
a thin line between love and hate.
She loves while he is wondering, I am not her clown
Those 2 F..N things are: "You are cute"
and "You are like my brother".
You are cute (when you are just a friend):
How many people tell a guy that he is cute? Who
really does? His mother, grandma? A teacher at first grade? That..s all. A guy
should not be told those things. Why? Imagine you like a girl, but haven..t yet
tell her what you feel or give her some hints and all you get is a "You
are cute". I can recall girls saying a homeless small dog is cute, what
about a newborn baby, he is cute, what about a teddy bear, he is cute, too!!
So, Has anyone heard the story of girl having sex with their teddy bears? That
is the point! If a girl says your are cute, it means she doesn..t see you in a
sexual way. You are nice, maybe a bit goodlooking, but maybe a Winnie Pooh or
Tigger human incarnation. Conclusion, have a moron from time to time, that will
make girls wanting to f*ck u.
Cute? Check my panths and say it again!
You are like my brother;
This is the worst thing in the world, unless she has incestuous tendecny. How many
people have had a girl friend ( I mean a girl who is a friend) who maybe was a
friend of your ex or something like that, then you become friends and then your
relationship ends. This girl friend now has a boyfriend who is this
guy that is well known for cheating on her girlfriends and acting like he is
victim of circumstances. Then you become her damn wonderwall, you listen to all
her complaints and see when she is sad, happy, angry, etc. She trusts you. You
obviously haven..t realize yet that you like her, so you talk to her about
other girls. Then, suddenly and without a logical explanation you figure out
you like her. However, she is still dating "Mr asshole". Then they
broke up and she is sad, hates all human being with a dick and you decide it is
time to be something else more than a friend she give you the news she is
dating with a guy, who is copycat of the former one. Then, déjà vu.
Conversation comes and goes, and the topic is you together and she tells you
and everybody you are like her brother. This means you are like an eunuch. Your masculinity has been taken
apart for her eyes. She almost thinks she can be naked in front of you, but
hopefully for her that never happens.
For making things worst, she says you are the best
guy she has ever met. Wow, as someone once told me, it is like going to a job
interview and the interviewer tells you: You are the most qualified person I
have met. Your experience exceeds our expectations. We would be honored to hire
you, nevertheless, the job won..t be yours. Instead, we are going to hire a
complete moron, who does not know what he is doing and will screw up day after
day. But do not worry, we are going to call you to fix his shit once in a
while. Have a nice day"
This guy may be thinking about an interracial porn scene,
while the girl innocently shows her chest
What is the conclusion? Well, man are women are not
made to be friends. Women maybe, but man never will see a girl as a friend
(maybe yes, in case the girl a live representation of a muppet, but that may be
the only case). Guys think at least 1….10..100 times about having sex with an
attractive girl. So, no! friendship does not exist in this case.
Next week a detailed post about why does men and women will never be friends
Gotta need tons of this T-shirts
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